Topic: Humour
Images taken from a set of silk cigarette cards of Canadian Militia uniforms (early 20th century).
What Every Young Officer Needs
From "The Boozilier Annual," a parody 'trench' newspaper, 16 December 1932
WHAT EVERY YOUNG OFFICER NEEDS:
Mr. __________________ regrets exceedingly his deplorable conduct while a guest at your
( ) Dance ( ) Dinner ( ) Party
last ___________________ and humbly craves your pardon for the Breach of Etiquette checked in the adjoining column.
( ) Striking Hostess with bottle.
( ) Spanking Hostess or female guests.
( ) Riding to Hounds in drawing room.
( ) Excessive Screaming.
( ) Frequent Absence from party.
( ) Protracted Absence from party.
( ) Extreme Inebriation.
( ) Excessive Destruction of Furniture.
( ) Partial Loss of Equilibrium.
( ) Complete Loss of Equilibrium.
( ) Throwing Glasses.
( ) Insulting Guests.
( ) Indiscreet Petting.
( ) Nausea.
( ) _____________________
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